Etc.

thefistofartemis:

dbztextsfromlastnight:

(630):

So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood…did u know it’s just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.

(319):

You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.

Reblogged for the amazing gif response.