Etc.

silas-says:

Me: Well, I’m transgender.
Coworker: So, wait. What?
Me: Everyone is gendered at birth if they’re born in a hospital. I was gendered female.
Coworker: So do you.. -
Me: You mean what’s in my pants?
Coworker: Well, I was going to put it more nicely, but yeah basically.
Me: You’re asking me something really personal and private in front of other people that you would never ask anyone else because I’m transgender. Do you realize that?
Coworker: When you put it like that, it makes me sound like a jerk.
Me: Is that not what’s happening?
Coworker: …

You go, Glen Coco.

(Source: iragray)